Weird words my Computer Invented

A while ago, I posted an article about a random text generator I made for Computer Science. It's has since undergone some major changes, but I also discovered a website (one of many) devoted to the text generation by the same method, use of Markov chains. On their site they included a short C program for generating text on the letter level (mine worked on the word level). I downloaded it, compiled it, and ran it on several documents. Luckily, OS X comes standard with both a word list and supplementary list of words like "altar boy and able-bodied." I fed these through the program and it produced some odd results. I made a list of some of my favorites and what I think the definition's for some of them are.

Ante-ecclesiastic acid

Acid that has not yet been blessed by a priest.

Blood donkey-ball sin

If you have any idea what this means, you're a creepier person than I am.

Chair ejectment devil

A demon that lurks around ejection seats and causes them to fire without warning

Cobwebbedness

An person's quality of being old, abandoned, and difficult to get rid of.

coffee-blood-descending

Relating to someone whose parents where heavy coffee addicts.

cathologic

The logic used by the Pope

cotton dioxide

One part cotton, two parts oxygen.

crime museum benzol disease

death chamber tree

deep-udder transformer

double-shakespear-broker

fire-baked fly

A fly that flew into the fireplace by accident.

hospital groove

When the nurses get bored at night...

lava consent rose

Rose signifying consent to something involving lava.

omnibus trichloride

One part omnibus, three parts chlorine

picked goose company

Someplace where I would not advise working.

pseudo republic engine

Another name for North Korea.

rabbit candidate snake

Huh?

tadpolehearted

Having a soft, young heart.

fly drill lubricatory

Another one best left to your imagination.